Issue #1: Hello Hollow World
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Skulljack Issue #1
Still only 25 Toiretto coins!!!
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I shuffled my corpse to the bar after a 14 hour shift at the orphan crushing machine factory. Don’t worry. We don’t crush orphans there. We just make the machines that crush the orphans somewhere else.
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I couldn’t really afford the drinks since my corporate credit income is worth less and worthless, but I needed a good ol’ fashioned live soak to forget the day.
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You wouldn’t download your soul.
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This automaton sits down next to me and orders an oil treatment. It’s one of those embodied LLM models that they trained to paint and sculpt. We call them infinite monkeys.
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I’m minding the bottom of my glass when it turns to me and randomly generates a line.
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“Do you ever feel like your work isn’t appreciated?” “I just don’t feel like my art has any real meaning anymore, you know?”
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Whoever smashed its chassis open in the back alley behind the bar owes the Paignton Art Collective a lot of credits for destruction of property and infliction of artistic distress.
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Run Haiku.exe Impact Detected I lie on the ground broken Is this how I die?